Do you think my friend is contributing substantially to global warming? He has a reputation for being able to clear a room in a few seconds using his %26#039;emissions%26#039;.

I%26#039;m all but convinced that, had we started to bottle the offending gasses, Australia would not have had to sign the Kyoto agreement. But then again, if we had, we could%26#039;ve had other nations%26#039; armed forces snooping about looking for our %26#039;chemical / biological weapons%26#039;.

I%26#039;m thinking about writing to the EPA (Environmental Protection Authority), but I%26#039;m not sure how they would respond.

(p.s. I really hope that no-one takes the question seriously, but I%26#039;m very interested to see your answers)

Best Answer

let%26#039;s see, well, all that methane, why not set up something to power,like, a house or something?!
He could get rich!
(of course I know your not serious)
maybe, if they set him up with a bunch of little hamsters on a little wheel, who knows? He could light a TOWN!
just...no one strike a match around him,ok?

Asker's Rating:

I%26#039;ll put the idea to him and see what comes of it.
Thanks for the feedback. :-)

Other Answers (5)

• Well isn%26#039;t that attractive... :D
• There%26#039;s a wonderful product called Beano that can raise his emissions standards. Also cutting out the beer and cheese would help. You%26#039;ll thank me later. www.beanogas.com
• correct.
• You have too much time on your hands.
• this isnt really a question....you gave the answer