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I keep farting in class? Silent but deadly. no one knows it is me in class. i keep farting and its silent but everyone in the class looks like their dieing. should i hold it in? should i keep ripping it?

I hate to see my classmates in pain......

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7 months ago

Its also fun seeing them in pain.

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Let em go my friend. Id love to see their faces. 29% 2 Votes

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  • wow, honestly keep it up if you don%26#039;t like em or do it during a test. 14% 1 Vote
  • TRy taking Amplex tablets. They will deoderise your gut so the wind wont be so foul. 14% 1 Vote
  • You should make sure that your bowels are moving regularly. Feces gas off to give farts. When one has one fart, typically you should be having a bowl movement, not sitting about waiting for the next fart.

    But no, you should not be holding it in. Get out of the confined area and let it go. Do recall though that it will cling to your clothing. There is no real solution other than defecating.

    Some food does produce large volumes of farts. but a lot of them are nutritionally important. I would not recommend taking them out of the diet

    Instead, make it a point to include in the diet foods that will ensure you are totally regular or better.

    Do not tamper with the acid-balance of the gut... no time to use antacids. But products like Beano, which cause better use of certain sugars in foods are appropriate.

    Nobody is harmed by moderate levels of flatulence. but don%26#039;t use that as an excuse to ignore the problem. 14% 1 Vote
  • I just hope it isn%26#039;t chemistry class. With all of those bunson burners, the classroom might explode. 14% 1 Vote
  • If that%26#039;s the problem...Then you should try taking antacid tablets or something... 14% 1 Vote
  • Shame on you. You are contributing to global warming. Put a plug in it, pal! 0% 0 Votes
  • Meet your fellow students at the door, give each a Bic lighter with instructions if you smell it lite flick your Bic...first one to light up in blue flames looses! 0% 0 Votes
  • Use a cork! 0% 0 Votes
  • i think you should hold it in because your fart will eventually disappear and by farting you are releasing poisonous gases such as sulfur and nitrogen into the environment which is bad :( my BTPBFF. (which stands for best toilet paper best friends forever) 0% 0 Votes
  • keep doing it 0% 0 Votes
  • stuff dryer sheets down ur pants..rip *** and smell the bounce...it works man..seriously 0% 0 Votes
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