So as a little incentive I%26#039;ve informed the staff if Jenkins doesn’t invent such a machine I shall have them all used as human dynamos in a giant wheel I’m having built. Is giving Jenkins a week far to generous? I mean time is money.
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whato ,my dear fellow.
i think you have been more than generous what ,
why dont you get him a human sized hamster wheel ,and make him hook the heating system up to it ,then make him run ,,to ensure he doesnt slow down ,you could keep giving him the good old horse whip .
what could be better ,you get free heating and jolly good sport out of it too .
tallyho,what .
He may be on to something. -
That%26#039;s overwhelmingly luxuriant time-wise. On Scrapheap Challenge, the teams are given only ten hours.
Perhaps you should add another little proviso- that said machine is to be built solely out of household waste such as cardboard tubes. -
have Jenkins, bongo and the Swedish Au-pairs (Inga %26amp; sven) move the wheel to the nearest river, if there is none have bongo divert a tributary and have the flowing waters do all the work for you, i recently switched from gas burning candleabras to this new fangeled use of electricity, i buy all my hand made light bulbs from mr. edison in the americas. cheerio!-blurey
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I have Cuthbertson running up and down the central staircase therefore getting hot and causing heat radiation. Beats the jolly hell out of heating oil.
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you%26#039;re being naughty again aren%26#039;t you? Report to matron - you know what you must take with you don%26#039;t you.....
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Your to soft with the servants old boy, its a good job that the rest of us ruling classes aren%26#039;t as soft as you, the country would really be in a mess.
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This is where youre going wrong, get your lazy butler to dig a 3 foot deep trench leading to the nearest electric pylon it could be miles away but it`ll keep him busy %26amp; you`ll have to pour your own whisky but never mind that, then get the bounder to lay a cable from your manor to the pylon, make sure you stand clear as he plugs the cable in as I understand people have been known to frazzle around this kind of stuff...if he doesnt light up like a christmas tree %26amp; the lights come on in your manor house then that is a result, incidently if your buttler does fry %26amp; you still get your lights on then thats still a result
Free lecky.