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My Friends Hummer won%26#039;t start? It is just spitting out fumes. We are going to keep trying, any suggestions?

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guy feels wimpy because another guy saw him buying tofu, so he dashes out and buys a Hummer to feel better about himself. The tag line of the ad is %26quot;Restore your manhood.%26quot;

I can understand why you need to ask for your %26quot;friend%26quot;
(but I thought the point of these things is you don%26#039;t have any freinds, so need to protect yourself from everyone else)
  • you didn%26#039;t try to run it on that girlie man fuel, E85?

    a REAL car needs REAL GAS.

    check under the hood. did an enviroMENTAList loon job sabotage your ride?

    the freak circus has been known to do this.

    mainly because they%26#039;re pirus and honda%26#039;s would get totaled by such a man car and you wouldn%26#039;t even know you hit them.

    kinda like hittng a speed bump.

    good luck, i hope you get it started soon.

    i%26#039;m going to go 4 wheeling now and enjoy natures beauty.
  • look at all the money he will save Hang it on the clothes line. Permantelly park it at hortons and visit it every day
  • Athiests....Here is your proof that there is a God.
  • I recommend that you first check the fuel filters to make certain that they are not clogged.

    Next, I recommend that you check the timing on the fuel injection.

    Also I recommend that you check the fuel injector pump itself to make certain that it will produce adequate pressure and has adequate output.
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  • THATS IMPOSSIBLE LIZ. YOU DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS!

    HAHAHA MESS WITH VEGANS HOE!
    KISSKISS


    HBIC
  • dude did fuel it up????
  • God won%26#039;t let it start because it pollutes his Earth. . .
  • Get rid of friend if he requires a driveway penis for stature.
  • make it into a garden feature.
    maybe with a fountain, some flowers, or as a patio table.
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