A Democrat, a Republican, and a fire alarm.? A Democrat and a Republican were in a debate when the building%26#039;s fire alarm went off. The Republican stayed put, because the alarm is %26quot;just being alarmist.%26quot; He died. The Democrat was the only one left in the election so he won. He went on to ban buildings, since all they do is burn down and kill people. Sound about right?

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lol... AGREEED! thats all the democrats do is take away freedom.. why dont they ban toilets because it polutes the air with stinky ****

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Don%26#039;t give them any bad ideas.

Other Answers (5)

• I thought this was a place to ask questions, not post bad jokes.
• yeah. the worst of the republicans are dumbasses and the worst of the democrats are... dumbasses.
  democrats make more sense to me tho. :|
• Works for me.
• Shouldn%26#039;t that be under Plitics? And what is your question???
• why do you talk about them