Do you have beach front property? As you know, we are going to be inundated by the ocean in a few years (apparently sooner rather than later). Your current million dollar home will be swamped by millions of tons of sea water. Your investment/home will become worthless in less than 10 years.

I am your only hope. I will purchase your beach front property (for pennies on the dollar) and save you from owning a yard full of sea weed and sharks. You know the property of your house and property will be worth nothing in a few short years. Out of the generosity of my heart, I am willing to buy your property and save your life (you can thank me later). Let%26#039;s say you own a 1.7 million dollar home. Instead of getting zero out of it in 5 years, I will pay you $5,000 now. I know this is almost unbelievable how generous I am. Time is of the essence. E-mail me now.

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Al Gore if we told you once we told you a million times YA is not the forum for you to amass your real estate fortune :))

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• I DO! It%26#039;s located on the far western shore of the United States --- I believe the locals call it-------Cal-i-forn-ication------
  
  I%26#039;ll make you a deal of a lifetime --- pay me the $5,000 now, and then $5,000 a week for the next 50 years and we%26#039;ll call it even, k?
• I have an even better idea, why don%26#039;t all you believers out there trade with me.
  
  I%26#039;ll buy some land five miles from the coast on your behalf and then you can trade me for your beachfront.
  
  Yes I know I am much too generous but it%26#039;s just in my nature, see this way if you are right YOU will have the NEW beachfront and I will just end up with worthless seabed.
  
  HURRY before the floods I have heard this is a limited time offer!!!!!
• Ya Right
• ok for how much will u pay me?
• God how witty.