How can I live anti-green? I hate the fact that people live green, it%26#039;s mostly costly, too liberal, and just too hippy for me. So how can I live anti-green and show how lovely it is to not worry about the environment I mean the environment is very important, but so many people think that we control it and such and I think some people are filled with crap?

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1 week ago

Thinking that we have the power over the environment and we can destroy it is arrogant.

1 week ago

I%26#039;m sorry, but not all Jews are libertarians, the only way we could destroy everything is with nuclear power, simply putting co2 in the air isn%26#039;t going to do crap.

1 week ago

Oh please explain how I feel ungreatful for what is on this earth, I%26#039;m using oil...

1 week ago

So if I don%26#039;t want to go green I%26#039;m antisemetic....go away please.

1 week ago

Oh good job you made a slob joke...

1 week ago

Oh so that%26#039;s what you mean, and FYI I do leave the world in a better shape. I constantly try to improve the world, donating to Africa, helping people get jobs, expressing my political views. I improve the world my way not yours.

1 week ago

The climates of today are not of our blame, we only caused about 1/5 of a degree in the last hundred years. Climates are always going to change, so enjoy the sun and heat now while you can because soon it%26#039;ll be a little colder.

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You and me alike bro, what I do is flush the toilet twice when I use it, always get paper bags, buy a truck, and punch liberal hippies in the face when they tell you about this whole %26quot;global warming%26quot; crap.......we have had a global warming period before, it always ends after at least 5 - 10 years

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Of course!

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• Buy a Hummer. Drive it everywhere, even to the next door neighbor%26#039;s, and leave it running when you go into stores for something quick. Buy a new one every year.
  
  Take 2 30-minute showers a day, leave the water running while you brush your teeth, water your lawn every day.
  
  Leave lights on even when you%26#039;re not in the room, don%26#039;t turn the heat/AC down at night or when you leave the house for extended periods. Leave your electronics on all the time, stand with your refrigerator door wide open a lot, and use your dryer%26#039;s top heat level and full cycle as often as possible, no matter how small the load.
  
  Eat as much red meat (too bad you%26#039;re Jewish - pork is the best, because of the pollution caused by the lagoons of ****) and high fructose corn syrup as possible. Get salad dressings and cosmetics with lots of palm oil. Buy fruits and vegetables out of season, shipped from as far away as possible. Fast food is good, too.
  
  Buy cheap crap from Walmart that has to be replaced every two weeks. Preferably made from rainforest wood, non-recyclable plastic, or similar. Buy stuff in as much packaging as possible.
  
  Treat your house and yard with as many pesticides and chemical fertilizers as possible. Dump toxic chemicals down your drain, or better yet, on your lawn, to dispose of used/extra.
  
  Never recycle. Litter.
  
  Never use birth control.
  
  Hope that helps! I%26#039;m sure I%26#039;m missing stuff. If you follow this regime, please let me know how long you continue to consider green living more costly, especially once the hospital bills start coming in...
• It%26#039;s easy just go on living a typical American lifestyle. We are the most polluting nation as well as the most wasteful. Buy into all the media hype that you have to have the newest, biggest, best widget and spend all your money driving a huge SUV everywhere. Buy the largest home you can afford, crank the a/c down to a frosty 65 and leave everylight on and enjoy your thousand dollar electric bill. Plant the largest lawn you can, over fertilize it over water it and mow it daily with a gas mower. Fill your home with every disposable product you can think of and fill several garbage cans each weak with wasted food and plastics.
  
  And we%26#039;ll all hope you go broke and become homeless.
• You asked this question before, and you got your answer - marry a high-maintenance blonde. Your whole life plan was laid out for you. Why ask again? You know half the answers are going to be about how people hate you. With good reason. I don%26#039;t hate you (i think). But you annoy me. Really. Pretend that nothing is happening, nothing is wrong. You%26#039;ll be long dead by the time our lucky descendants get to live in our world. But... even if there is no global warming, bad stuff is happening to Earth. When oil gets spilled on the surface of the ocean, do the whales die because they were just too old, not because of the oil at all? The smog in cities must be just weird-colored fog. Freakish weather patterns? The meteorologist must just be imagining it. Weather girls - not too bright, are they? This must be what you tell yourself in the morning. As you drive to work in your 5-mile-per-gallon SUV. You and the weather girl. Not too bright, are you?
  P.S. - Come up with a witty comeback for this - I know you will. Ain%26#039;t excuses great, kids?
• I agree with you that living green is costly and that a lot of people are full of crap about environmental issues. They just are going with the trend or they are being %26quot;feared%26quot; into it. Businesses are feasting on this trend.
  
  However, I do believe that people should recycle and keep communities clean as possible. But force me to pay a carbon tax? Get real.
• I get more passive agressive. I do things because it is the right thing, not the green thing. I%26#039;ve always drove smaller cars, but I%26#039;ll drive fast and far if I want. I heat and cool my house the way I want. If people are over for a Christmas party, the fire place is burning and the AC will be on for it. The next day, I may just have the widows open.