How many of you recycle?

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I recycle EVERYTHING! I package up all my posterior methane emissions and send them to Al Gore and Barracks Oblama so they can use them in their speeches, I recycle all my trash as neighborhood landscaping and lawn sculptures, and all my thinking is recycled from the Generic Lefterian Thinkificator. My pets are recycled every time we have a barbeque. I recycle old tires by using them as fuel in our barbeque. (dont worry, we bought plenty of Carboondoggle Credits, so the stench from the burning tires in our grill doesnt really exist). Let my fine smoky example be an expiration to all!

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Too funny!!!!!

Other Answers (21)

• I recycle!
• I do...
  
  After the school year I cut out the unused pages of my notebook and fasten all the pages I have collected into a new notebook. I just add glitters, ribbons and designs to the cover for it not to look old...
• we do. aluminum,reusing plastic jugs/bags,and composting.
• I recycle!!!!!:)
• i recycle bottle paper plastic cans
• l sure do.
• I live in a mostly-rural municipality that doesn%26#039;t recycle. But I do recycle my daily can of soda at work.
• Yes I recycle all the time.
• It will depend on what material but for my case i mostly recycle water.
• We recycle every single day, and any and all items that could possibly be recycled. We have two children, they along with their children, and their children%26#039;s children and so on will inherit this earth. It%26#039;s the least we can do, taking the steps necessary to ensure that it will be a safe and healthy environment for them. Everyone should recycle, it%26#039;s simple enough, and most local governments have made the process pretty convenient for each household. Providing special bins and carts designed only for recyclables. Just think of the positive message your passing along to your children!
• %26lt;raise of hand%26gt;
• Everything we are able to, and then some!
• They don%26#039;t have an official recycle program in my area, but I:
  
  wash out free icing buckets from Walmart to use for storage, composting, cat food, etc.
  
  save cans (we don%26#039;t have the 10 cents per can that we had in MI, but we do have a bit of change for a big bag of them)
  
  I buy water in glass bottles, then wash out and refill with filtered water (to save on plastic, plus plastic breaks down)
  
  I use Freecycle.org, as well as my own exchange/barter group for local trades and giveaways